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vampishly:

bioluminescent-seadwellers:

takethedamncash:

Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.
- messynessychic

it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence

finally, my room can look like blackreach

yeahseeimclever:

tonystarkr:

castielthewaywardson:

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.

3D MOVIES

i dont shave my legs partly because i cant see in the shower.

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edwardspoonhands:

karenkavett:

hanklerfishcomic:

ionized-alpaca

FlutterJohn is my new favorite thing.

THEY’RE BOTH CORREEEEECT!
victorfoxx:

She is not a queen. 
She is a goddess.
south-pacific:

 follow south-pacific for more active tropical posts 
teasay:

10 things guys hate in bed
reasons why girls don’t like giving blowjobs

Keaton Henson

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes
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